Fuck Yeah Michael Sheen!
Michael Sheen character sorting | William Trench – Gryffindor
‘All across the desert floor he sees the marble white bodies of dead British soldiers. Wild dogs chew at their remains. The whole of the column seems frozen for a moment. Then TRENCH suddenly breaks rank, and charges the animals, screaming at the top of his voice, dispersing them.’ [The Four Feathers (2002) script]
Michael Sheen character sorting | Bill - Slytherin
Bill: Yes because I couldn’t bear to be with you! I wanted to be anywhere else! But I was stuck.
Kate: No you weren’t. You are a big boy…
Bill: I was stuck because of Sam! I stayed because of him and looked what he turned into. I wish to God we hadn’t had him! I wish we hadn’t fucking had him!
(Beautiful Boy, 2010)
Michael Sheen character sorting | Joe - Hufflepuff
“I’m really sorry. I won’t forgive Tilly. Anyway, I’m not leaving, unless you want me too.”
(Gallowglass, 1993)
Michael Sheen character sorting | Paul - Ravenclaw
“Nostalgia is denial, denial of the painful present. The name of this fallacy is called ‘Golden Age thinking’. The erroneous notion that a different time period is better than the one one’s living in. It’s a flaw in a romantic imagination of those people who find it difficult to cope with the present.” (Midnight in Paris, 2011)
Michael Sheen character sorting | Adam Banton - Gryffindor
Carl: If we are going, we might as well go now.
Adam: Those were my last words.
Carl: Protocol.
Adam: Those were my last words! You cut me off.
Carl: The more you speak, the less time we have.
Adam: I don’t care! What the fuck did you lose!
Carl: Same as you.
Adam: Nothing. You lost nothing. I lost my family!
Carl: I’m sorry.
Adam: You didn’t let me say goodbye!(Airlock Or How To Say Goodbye In Space, 2007)

